We will be closed on Christmas Eve, Monday December 24, 2012 and on Christmas Day, Tuesday, December 25. On Wednesday, December 26, we will reopen for lunch, as usual at 11:00 AM.

Similarly, the following week we will be closed on New Year Eve and New Year Day. In 2013 our entertainers will be as gorgeous as ever. Please consider starting your working year by enjoying lunch with a view on Wednesday, January 2, 2013.

Please remember, lunch is free, the view is only $5.

Our entertainers will be eating it on Thanksgiving. At their homes, so we will be closed.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of our regular, occasional, and future patrons.

Please consider us as a bright spot in the madness of the Black Friday shopping. Stop by after 11:00 AM for a lunch with a view. Good as always.

After dusk, all Ryder Cup participants and guests are welcome to Heavenly Bodies. If someone wants to stop for a lunch before going to Medinah Country Club, on week days we offer lunch with a view. It is just a few minutes ride. Golf is fun. But there are other kinds of fun one might enjoy as well.

Labor Day, Monday, September 3rd we will be closed.
We will reopen Tuesday, September 5th, 11:00 AM.
Lunch with a view is still $5.00 only. Well drinks and domestic beer are still only $1.50.
Happy Labor Day.

On Sunday night, July 15th, 2012 we will host Exxxotica’s After Party. The fun will start at 6:30 PM and last until 4:00 AM. As always, food is at no charge; well drinks and domestic beers are only $1.50. Good time is priceless. Between 10:00 PM and Midnight we will feature Alexis Texas and Lexi Belle, well known stars of adult entertainment. As this is a special event, only Exxxotica VIP passes (available at the show) can get you in at no charge. No other free or discount passes will be honored this night.

We will be closed on the 4th of July. See you back on July 5, 11:00 AM.

If you are visiting Chicago for the NATO summit, stop by Heavenly Bodies.

Feels like home, as we have exotic dancers from all NATO nations; almost.

Do some overtime in intelligence work, as we have dancers from a not so NATO friendly nations as well.

If you are in a warlike mood and feel like firing some shots, please practice in our affordable bar. If you are for disarmament, smiles from our dancers are disarming.

If your wife came with you to Chicago, bring her over. We have a couple friendly atmosphere. If you are a wife, and would not mind a few sparkles here and there, come take your man to Heavenly Bodies.

Then, the next morning, work on world peace.

In observance of Easter we will be closed Sunday, April 08, 2011. See you back for lunch at 11:00 AM on Monday.

We will be closed on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. On Monday, December 26, we will reopen for lunch, as usual at 11:00 AM.

Similarly, we will be closed on New Year Eve and New Year Day. In 2012 our entertainers will be as gorgeous as ever. Please consider starting your working year by enjoying lunch with a view on Monday, January 2, 2012.

PS. When visiting our club, please pick up our 2012 calendar.

It is always amazing how very little cloths can make so much difference. Come and see our ladies in Halloween costumes; this year specially selected, and better (smaller) than ever before. As always on Halloween, we will have Halloween costume contests.

This year Halloween falls on Monday, October 31, but most people will start celebrating during the weekend. We will as well. Our entertainers will wear Halloween costumes on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. Each of these nights, around midnight we will have a Halloween costume contest. It has always been a lot of fun; do not miss it.